Corny Jokes

• Back in the eighteenth century, there was a whaling captain who was loved by all of his crew, a fair captain was he. However, he had a strange habit; every morning he would go to the main mast and open a door and then open a small safe whereupon he would read a very small piece of paper. He would then fold it up and return it to the safe. He did this every day for thirty years. one day the captain died and his men, after giving him a proper burial and due respect ran to the mast, opened the door, broke open the safe and unfolded the piece of paper. It read these few words: PORT LEFT< STARBOARD RIGHT. -submitted by Mr. Bennett
  
  
• All generalizations are false. -submitted by Harrison Seigel
  
  
• It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. -submitted by Harrison Seigel
  
  
• Once there were two penguins in a bathtub. The one penguin says, "Excuse me, but could you please pass me that bar of soap?" The other penguin looked at him and says, "Oh my God!!! A talking penguin!!!" -submitted by Morgan Bortz

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